The Top 6 Signs Your
Laptop Computer Is Overheating

6> It scorched your crotch so badly, your grandchildren got sterile.

5> Your battery is hotter than the hotties on your screensaver.

4> The firewire is working *really* well.

3> Your screensaver is a waterfall. Not an image, but an actual, real waterfall.

2> SIM City keeps burning down.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Laptop Computer Is Overheating…

1> You eject a CD and find that it’s magically become a floppy.

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Credits:

Selected from 38 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 2, 6
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 3, List Moderator, Topic
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 4
Allen Evans, Cedar Rapids, IA — 5