The Top 7 Signs Your
Internet Connection Is Too Fast

7> Google gives you results before you even start typing.

6> Turner Movie Classics keeps asking to borrow your downloads.

5> You just finished downloading Internet porn. All of it.

4> Every video on YouTube video appears to have been done by the Chipmunks.

3> The bill from your ISP includes a charge for “Flux Capacitor Usage”.

2> Porn finishes streaming before you do.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Internet Connection Is Too Fast…

1> Your firewire actually catches fire.

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Credits:

Selected from 62 submissions from 21 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 1
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 2
Doug Paul, Melbourne, FL — 2
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 3
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 4
Shane Looker, Union City, CA — 5
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 6
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 7
Ed Stanchek, Huntington Beach, CA — 7
Heather Mina, Virginia Beach, VA — Topic
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator