NOTE FROM KIM:

According to an Internet posting, an insurgent group named
the Victorious Army Group has extended to January 15th
a deadline for a contest for a Web design “worthy of
the group’s reputation and the reputation of the jihad
and the mujahideen,” according to a translation provided
by the SITE Institute, which monitors jihadist messages.

The Top 8 Signs Your Insurgency’s
Website Needs a Redesign

8> Someone hacked your Greenpeace site, yet again, replacing images with “Shave the Whales” logos.

7> After viewing your “Fourth Reich” site, people e-mail you requesting concert schedules for your band.

6> Your Web site still lists IBM as an enemy of the people, and looks to Microsoft for salvation.

5> You keep hiding pictures in your secret message code instead of the other way around.

4> Your call to moral piety among the believers is somewhat undermined by the banner ad for HotWetBarelyLegalTeens.com.

3> The dancing hamsters tend to distract people from the beheading videos.

2> The fatwa against voting for Reuben just seems a little dated.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Insurgency’s Web Site Needs a Redesign…

1> You’re still railing against the outrage of paying a colonial tea tax.

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Credits:

Selected from 42 submissions from 15 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 1
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 2, 6
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 3
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 4
Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina — 4
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI — 5
Chuck Burke, Phoenix, NY — 7, 8
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic