NOTE FROM KIM:

Experts say defibrillator implants can be hacked.

The Top 7 Signs Your
Defibrillator Has Been Hacked

7> Most popular new website? MakeGrampaJoeTwitch.com

6> Three words: The Funky Chicken.

5> When you surf the Web for porn your garage door goes up faster than you do.

4> Your wife remarks that your refresh rate isn’t as good as it used to be.

3> You suddenly can’t connect to XBox Live.

2> Every time you see that nerdy geek your heart begins to pound.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Defibrillator Has Been Hacked…

1> The only way to reboot your pacemaker is to put one finger in your ear, one finger in your nose, and your thumb up your a**.

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Credits:

Selected from 41 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Nathan Sherman, Bellevue, WA — 1
Daniel Attema, Adelaide, Australia — 2
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 3
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 4
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 5
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 6
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 7
Matt Van Opens, Watertown, WI — Topic
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator