NOTE FROM KIM:

A computer expert accused of killing, dismembering
and eating another man who allegedly agreed to the
arrangement over the Internet went on trial for
murder Wednesday at a court in central Germany.

The Top 8 Signs Your
Chat Buddy Is a Cannibal

8> “Can I eat — I mean meat — I mean, *meet* you in person?”

7> Asks you bizarre questions like, “If you could be a cheeseburger, what kind of cheeseburger would you be?”

6> Most chat buddies sign off after the conversation devolves to “Eat me!”

5> After you agree to join him for afternoon tea with finger sandwiches, his typing speed slows to a crawl.

4> Instead of flaming you for a typo, he tries to flame-broil you.

3> When you “ROTFLOL” he asks if you can roll in some flour and spices.

2> Instead of spam promising huge weight loss, you’re suddenly getting spam advertising products designed to fatten you up.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Chat Buddy Is a Cannibal…

1> “So, um, what are you eating?”

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Credits:

Selected from 29 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 1
Matt Hurlburt, Stow, OH — 2
Bruce Kane, Bentonville, AR — 3
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 4, 6
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 5
Julie Nusbaum, Hamilton IN — 7
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, South Africa — 8
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — Topic