NOTE FROM KIM:

Apparently Citibank’s ATMs run Windows.

The Top 8 Signs Your
Bank’s ATMs Run Windows

8> The guy in front of you at the ATM spends 10 minutes playing Minesweeper.

7> Your new ATM card isn’t compatible with the machines at Apple Bank.

6> Every $20 dispensed smells suspiciously like Bill Gates’ back pocket.

5> Only the original Pentium bug could screw up your bank balance that badly.

4> Every few years it takes a hundred bucks out of your account, works poorly for six months, loses important info, requires too much time to relearn, and calls the whole process an “upgrade”.

3> Your account balance is displayed as the number of times over Bill Gates could own you.

2> “Bob the Moneyclip” always popping up to ask you if you need help.

and the Number 1 Sign Your Bank’s ATMs Run Windows…

1> It’s the first ATM to suffer from cache leaks.

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Credits:

Selected from 36 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Matt Van Opens, Watertown, WI — 1
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 2, 7, 8 (Hat trick!)
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 3
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 4
Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX — 5
Larry Mills, Keeseville, NY — 6
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic