NOTE FROM KIM:

An election tally that appears to have popped up
on the Internet hours before polls closed is
casting new doubts about the trustworthiness
of electronic voting machines.

The Top 7 Signs Voting
Machines Have Been Hacked

7> Chicago has installed T1 lines to all of its cemeteries.

6> You didn’t even know there was a “133t v0t3r” party, but apparently *you* are its candidate.

5> Although Mahir wasn’t on the ballot, the California Board of Elections noted one million “I ELECT YOU!!!” votes.

4> Do you want George W. Bush for another term as president? [ ] Yes [ ] Sure [ ] Okay

3> The ballot is filled with zany joke candidates like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Gary Coleman.

2> All the votes seem to have been cast by Kevin Mitnick, John Draper and Robert Morris.

and the Number 1 Sign Voting Machines Have Been Hacked…

1> Ladies and gentlemen, the next President of the United States: HotGuy69@aol.com!

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Credits:

Selected from 55 submissions from 18 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Bruce Kane, Bentonville, AR — 1
Daniel Attema, Adelaide, Australia — 2
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 3, 6
Neal Miskin, Vancouver, BC — 4
Ken Hallenius, Portland, OR — 5
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI — 7
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic