NOTE FROM KIM:

The Vatican is confident it can protect
the conclave from electronic eavesdroppers
when cardinals gather to select a new pope.

The Top 6 Signs the
Vatican’s Conclave Has Been Hacked

6> The white smoke coming from the chimney smells suspiciously like cannabis.

5> The home page on the Vatican Web site reads, “Welcome to the Holy C++.”

4> His Holiness’ speech begins: “I am Pope Mahir! I BLESS YOU!!!!!”

3> Votes are now recorded and tallied by Diebold computers. You figure it out, genius.

2> A cryptic, anonymous press release from the Vatican reads simply: “all ha1l p0p3 k3v1n m1+n1ck!!!11!”

and the Number 1 Sign the Vatican’s Conclave Has Been Hacked…

1> You can’t put your finger on it, but there’s something suspicious about that long-haired teenage cardinal who uses his Blackberry pager to e-mail blogger.com.

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Credits:

Selected from 46 submissions from 16 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Fred Ostpreussen, Koenigsberg, Germany — 1
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 2, List Moderator, Topic
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI — 3
Hans Decker, Rhinebeck, NY — 4
Virginia Valli, Spokane, WA — 5
Krevet Wehberg, Odessa, TX — 6