The Top 8 Signs the Taliban
Has Taken Over the Internet

8> Mahir’s new slogan: “I KILL YOU!!!!!!!”

7> Massive terrorist self-inflicted deaths as they pour anthrax into their computers in an attempt to send out a computer virus.

6> This week’s Top 5 List: “Rejected Sandstorm Names”

5> When online, women must place veil over webcams.

4> Sharp increase in the popularity of websites featuring goat and camel porn

3> Porn sites feature women’s foreheads

2> Your favorite Whack-a-Mole web site replaced by Whack-a-Bush

and the Number 1 Sign the Taliban Has Taken Over the Internet…

1> Type a wrong password? Lose a finger.

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Credits:

Selected from 24 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 1
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 2, 3
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 3
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 4
Allen Lindsey, Cincinnati, OH — 5
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 6, 8, List Moderator
Brian E. Foster I, Fairfax, VA — 7