The Top 7 Signs the
Shareware Program You Downloaded Sucks

7> The game called “Hot Naked Chicks” turns out to be just a black-and-white ball bouncing between two paddles.

6> It accessed your bank account without a hitch, but it’s been a month and the promised money from Nigeria still hasn’t been transferred in.

5> You don’t feel like dragging out your TRS-80 to compile it.

4> Even the nag screens have their own nag screens.

3> The documentation is written entirely in l33t5p33k and begins with an anarchistic rant about how the Feds suck.

2> It’s supposed to prevent morons from using your computer but all it did was lock up your system.

and the Number 1 Sign the Shareware Program You Downloaded
Sucks…

1> You’re already bored after reaching Level 2 of the “Enter All Your Credit Card Information” game.

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Credits:

Selected from 63 submissions from 21 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Matt Hurlburt, Stow, OH — 1
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 2, 6
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 3, List Moderator, Topic
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 4
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI — 5
Larry Mills, Oneonta, NY — 7