The Top 7 Signs the
Internet Has Reached Capacity

7> Every time someone uploads a file, a picture of a naughty French maid gets shoved onto my computer. Honest, honey!

6> When you try to register the domain wfoiewqjnalkfdhjoiewajrklfmdsaiorewlkjfdsjaiofewjkowief.com, you find it’s already been taken.

5> Attempting to connect results in the message, “Now serving customer #428,076,332. You are customer #602,006,983.”

4> Your monitor is beginning to sag under the weight of all those pop-ups.

3> There are now enough porn sites for every man, woman and child on earth to have their own — and they do!

2> It’s now faster to send a letter via US Postal Service than by e-mail.

and the Number 1 Sign the Internet Has Reached Capacity…

1> You log onto a voyeur webcam site only to find yourself looking at yourself, looking at yourself, looking at….

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Credits:

Selected from 39 submissions from 14 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Bill Ervin, Tigard, OR — 1
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 2
Matt Hurlburt, Stow, OH — 3
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 4, 5
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 6
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 7
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 7
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic