The Top 7 Signs
Nobody Is Reading Your Blog

7> Even the GoDaddy girl can’t get people to read it.

6> You posted “Someone reply, or I’ll kill myself!” a week ago, and you’re still sitting in front of the computer with a pistol to your head.

5> You go to that site that rates your blog’s value, and they send you a $1,200 bill just for asking.

4> You started a flame-war with yourself since you needed comments.

3> You can actually hear the echo as you type.

2> You’ve had caricatures of Mohammed posted for years, yet you haven’t received a single death threat.

and the Number 1 Sign Nobody Is Reading Your Blog…

1> Even George Bush decides it’s not worthy of eavesdropping.

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Credits:

Selected from 48 submissions from 15 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Marshall Gatten, Glendale, CA — 1
Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB — 2
Shawn McWhorter, St. Paul, MN — 3
David J. Ludwig, San Diego, CA — 4
Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina — 5
Chuck Burke, Phoenix, NY — 6, 7
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — Topic
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator