NOTE FROM KIM:

In the late 1990s, the Mob reputedly bilked
thousands of visitors to porn sites out of
millions of dollars.

The Top 6 Signs a Porn
Site Is Run by the Mob

7> The models have big guns. Literally.

6> The only other Don that gets more hits is Don King.

5> All the models have nicknames like Angela “the Boob” Ciccolini and Lucy “the Butt” La Salle.

4> “I swear, honey, they threatened to break my legs if I didn’t subscribe to hotchixxx.com for $29.95 per month.”

3> “Who’s your Godfather? I said, ‘Who’s your Godfather?’”

2> Upon closer inspection, that’s linguine and clam sauce slathered all over her face.

and the Number 1 Sign a Porn Site Is Run by the Mob…

1> Unfortunately www.SleepWithDaFishes.com isn’t a bestiality site like you were hoping for.

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Credits:

Selected from 38 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 1
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 2
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 3, 5
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 4
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI — 6
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 7, List Moderator, Topic