The Top 7 Signs a
Political Candidate Isn’t Web Savvy

7> Asks his campaign manager to print out a hard copy of the web so he can study it on the plane.

6> Ted Stevens calls him a n00b.

5> His YouTube video begins with: “I bid you greetings, citizens of the Interwebs!”

4> Keeps trying to dial the web address.

3> His foreign policy platform shows undue concern over the plight of Nigerian royalty.

2> Makes air quotes while saying “Internet”.

and the Number 1 Sign a Political Candidate Isn’t Web Savvy…

1> Promises no increase in e-mail postal rates.

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Credits:

Selected from 41 submissions from 13 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 1, 3, 5 (Hat trick!)
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 2
Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 3
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 3
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 3, 7
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 4
Matt Van Opens, Watertown, WI — 6
Chuck Burke, Phoenix, NY — 7
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic