The Top 7 Signs a
Computer Store Should Be Avoided

7> The salesperson reflexively asks if you want fries with that motherboard.

6> The sign in the window reads, “All our computers come with a complimentary cup holder.”

5> The head salesman is a burly guy who warns you to keep your hands off the dancers.

4> The store advertises as a hotspot, since they’re right across the street from the YWCA.

3> All the salespeople look tanned and muscular, as if they actually get out of their moms’ basements.

2> “You’ll save a ton of money. We got these old Dell laptop batteries really cheap.”

and the Number 1 Sign a Computer Store Should Be Avoided…

1> While he seems like a nice enough guy, there’s something not quite right about the Amish proprietor.

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Credits:

Selected from 35 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 1, 7
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 2, 6
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 3, 4
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 5
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic