The Top 9 Rejected Slogans for Linux

9> Put a penguin in your tank.

8> The best thing to come out of Finland since…well, EVER.

7> Hey, IBM gave us a billion dollars…can’t you spare a freakin’ dime?!

6> Finally! An OS worth the money you paid for it!

5> Recompiling your operating system every week is STILL preferable to a Blue Screen of Death.

4> Hey, if it sucks, who you gonna sue, yourself?

3> Now, with even *more* obscure command-line-syntax!

2> Linux: 37 users can’t be wrong!

and the Number 1 Rejected Slogan for Linux…

1> We do NOT rhyme with “sucks”. More like “sex”.

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Credits:

Selected from 28 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 1
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 2, 3
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 2, 4
Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 2, 6, 8 (Hat Trick!)
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 5, List Moderator
Dave Storrs, New York, NY — 7
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 9