The Top 7 Rejected
Slogans for Apple’s Retail Stores

7> “As seen on every freakin’ TV show.”

6> “Every customer receives a matching iMac-colored George Foreman Grill!”

5> “Our quality makes up for the lack of choice.”

4> “And we’ll sue you if your store looks like ours, too!”

3> “We’re not as pretentious as our customers.”

2> “Lose Money Different”

and the Number 1 Rejected Slogan for Apple’s Retail Stores…

1> “The colors, man, the colors.”

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Credits:

Selected from 12 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 1, 7
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI — 2, 4
Kenn McCracken, Birmingham, AL — 3, 5
Ken Hallenius, Seattle, WA — 6
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List moderator