The Top 7 Rejected Lines
From Geek Romance Novels

7> “He had broken through the firewall of her heart, and now had access to the root directory of her passion.”

6> “She sighed gently as she ran her fingers through the sparse hairs on his sunken — yet manly — chest.”

5> “He pressed her firm, toned body against his pudgy, pasty flesh and like a slide rule his manhood began to swell logarithmically.”

4> “‘I love it when you get on top like that,’ his quivering fingers typed in response.”

3> “Her eyes twinkled like a hard-drive light during a defrag.”

2> “Like the page view count of a site that had been Slashdotted, his manhood leaped.”

and the Number 1 Rejected Line From a Geek Romance Novel…

1> “She was a Linux kernel contributor and knew their love was forbidden, but still her desire ran hot for the young MCSE.”

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Credits:

Selected from 31 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 1, 2, 3 (Hat trick!)
Matt Van Opens, Watertown, WI — 1, 7
Marshall Gatten, Glendale, CA — 3, 4
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 5, List Moderator, Topic
Guy Payne, Leeds, AL — 6
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 7