The Top 9 Rejected
Internet Advertising Slogans

9> Usenet: Who says Freedom of the Press leads to better informed citizens?

8> E-mail: when human contact is just too intimidating

7> Over 93 bazillion porn images served

6> You might as well give us your money; we already own your ass. –Microsoft

5> Our Pedophile Chatrooms have been rated #1 by NAMBLA!

4> Giving the Amish another reason to hate technology.

3> Because *someone* has to paste your sister’s head onto that porn star’s body!

2> Whazuuuuuuupload?

and the Number 1 Rejected Internet Advertising Slogan…

1> Junk Email: We pass our postage savings on to you!

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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Ken Hallenius, Oakland, CA — 1, 4, 9 (Hat trick!)
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 2, 7, 8 (Hat trick!)
Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA — 3
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 5
Dave Storrs, New York, NY — 6