The Top 8 Reasons the Internet Is
Better Than a Girlfriend/Boyfriend

8> Nothing is too weird for the Internet.

7> You don’t have to act extra nice after the Internet goes down on you.

6> All girlfriends look like Cindy Margolis. All boyfriends look like Brad Pitt.

5> You can buy Internet access without getting arrested.

4> Your girlfriend always wants to talk about feelings and tries to get your credit card number. Adult Web sites just want the number.

3> With the Internet, you know just where to click to get what you need. With your girlfriend, who the hell knows?

2> A girlfriend is practically useless for hacking into the Pentagon’s servers.

and the Number 1 Reason the Internet Is Better Than a
Girlfriend/Boyfriend…

1> Your girlfriend teases you about your size but the Internet promises to do something about it.

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Credits:

Selected from 48 submissions from 17 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Shawn McWhorter, St. Paul, MN — 1
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 1
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 2
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 3
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI — 4
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 5
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 6
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 7, 8
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator
Randy Redmond, New Market, MD — Topic