The Top 9 Reasons Geeks
Are Sexually Irresistible

9> Our keyboarding and mouse-clicking skills have other, um, applications, if you know what I mean.

8> We must be, because we keep getting e-mails that hot girls want to talk to us.

7> Even a woman who is 75 pounds overweight and has three kids can turn us on just by wearing her hair like Princess Leia.

6> Of *course* our mate finds us sexually irresistible. We programmed it that way.

5> Doesn’t everyone fantasize about virgins?

4> Our huge, throbbing paychecks and rock-hard stock portfolios perhaps?

3> As long as we’ve got a valid credit card she’s ready for more. And thanks to CheckPoint we’ve got millions of ‘em.

2> If the biggest erogenous zone is the brain, then we’re all hung like John Holmes.

and the Number 1 Reason Geeks Are Sexually Irresistible…

1> The mold in our parents’ basement is a natural aphrodisiac.

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Credits:

Selected from 37 submissions from 12 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Guy Payne, Leeds, AL — 1
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 2
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 3, 8
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 4
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 5
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 6
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 7
Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina — 9
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 9
Larry Mills, Oneonta, NY — 9
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic