NOTE FROM KIM:

The Miss Digital World competition, which launches
next week, is a virtual beauty contest for
digitally created models.

The Top 8 Quotes From the
Miss Digital World Contest

8> “Actually, I’m a green-eyed blonde. Not that anyone ever notices.”

7> “I figured, why stop at breasts? Might as well go 100% silicon.”

6> “It must have been a long night. She looks really jagged around the edges.”

5> “My turn-offs include 404 errors, one-handed typers and the Blue Screen of Death.”

4> “Yeah, as if you’d have a better chance with a real girl?”

3> “And if you can, just visualize whirled peas. Oops, sorry, a little problem with the text-to-speech algorithm.”

2> “I heard that she uses non-silicon implants.”

and the Number 1 Quote from the Miss Digital World Contest…

1> “Does this 72-inch plasma monitor make my butt look big?”

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Credits:

Selected from 42 submissions from 16 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 1, 2
Chuck Burke, Phoenix, NY — 3
Bill Ervin, Tigard, OR — 4
Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA — 5
Daniel Attema, Adelaide, Australia — 6
Matt Hurlburt, Stow, OH — 7
Julie Nusbaum, Hamilton IN — 8
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic