The Top 9 Punchlines
at a Geek Comedy Club

9> “Unix? I though you said EUNUCHS!”

8> “You can’t type a colon without an ASCII!”

7> “The Linux machine and Andre Agassi would win. Everyone knows Windows machines make lousy servers.”

6> “And then she said, ‘You mean DOCTOR Spock?’”

5> “I said DAH-ta, not DAY-ta!”

4> “Fixing bugs? But isn’t debuggery illegal?”

3> “Don’t worry about getting pregnant. I’m wearing a pocket protector!”

2> “So she says, ‘$50 per license, same as in Redmond.’”

and the Number 1 Punchline at a Geek Comedy Club…

1> “Hacker? I barely know her!”

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Credits:

Selected from 53 submissions from 19 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Dave Goudsward, Boynton Beach, FL — 1
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 2, 9
Ken Stone, San Jose, CA — 3
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 4, 7
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 5, List Moderator, Topic
Julie Nusbaum, Hamilton IN — 6, 8