June 12th, 2001



The Top 5 Pet
Complaints About the Internet


5> Too many bits, not enough kibble.

4> Visual interface? Check. Auditory interface? Check. Olfactory interface? Damn.

3> All sites smell like they’ve already been marked by Bill Gates.

2> What Internet? I’m still playing with this mouse.

and the Number 1 Pet Complaint About the Internet…

1> “Hot, Wet Pu**y” is never what you’re looking for.




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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Nico Moser, New York, NY — 1, 2, 4 (Hat trick!)
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 3
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY — 5