The Top 8 New Year’s
Resolutions for the Internet

8> Reward those humor list contributors for giving me a reason to exist.

7> Try to forget that whole AOL incident ever happened.

6> Urge Dad to run for President again.

5> Every time another new blog is created, send a slight electric shock through the lines.

4> Visit ARPAnet every week and listen to its stories no matter how long it rambles on for.

3> See a doctor about those embarrassing worms and viruses.

2> Finally lose those excess 20 TB.

and the Number 1 New Year’s Resolution for the Internet…

1> Watch less YouTube and read more e-books.

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Credits:

Selected from 26 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Daniel Attema, Adelaide, Australia — 1, 3
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 2, 6
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 2, 6
Matt Van Opens, Watertown, WI — 4, 8
Barry Wallace, Knoxville, TN — 5
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 5
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 7
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic