NOTE FROM KIM:

Through the use of radio waves that carry voice
messages to outer space, a Pennsylvania company is
enabling people to launch belated goodbyes to lost loved
ones, words of comfort to missing pets or birthday
wishes to a family member.

The Top 8 Messages
Sent to Outer Space

8> “I don’t know what you big-eyed bastards are looking for, but my ass is getting *really* sore, so KNOCK IT OFF!”

7> “Please come back and take Michael Jackson with you.”

6> “Will the owner of the silver starship, registration number NCC-74656, please return to the docking station? Your lights are on.”

5> “KHHHHHAAAAANNNNN!!!”

4> “Freebird!”

3> “Lost: One Mars Rover. Reward for info leading to its return.”

2> “OK, the directions are real simple: start by taking the second star on the right and continuing straight unti

reach Alpha Centauri.”

and the Number 1 Message Sent to Outer Space…

1> “Aliens suck! Earth rules!”

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Credits:

Selected from 46 submissions from 17 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Brett W. Campbell, Rochelle, IL — 1
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI — 2
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 3
Bill Ervin, Tigard, OR — 4
Matt Hurlburt, Stow, OH — 5
Julie Nusbaum, Hamilton IN — 6
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 7
Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI — 8
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic