NOTE FROM KIM:

NEWS: The world’s first text-message sermon was
beamed out to mobile phones all over Germany last week.

The Top 6 Messages in
an SMS Church Service

6> GSUS SAVS.

5> Forgive them, Father, for they [ACCEPT INCOMING CALL FROM 212-555-7205? *=YES, #=NO]

4> THOU SHLT NT 4NIC8.

3> Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the phone number of a telephone; and his number is toll-free (800) 666-6666.

2> SINNER! Absolve, Repent, Ignore? _

and the Number 1 Message in an SMS Church Service…

1> …for I am Jesus Christ, and none shall come to heaven but through my 1-900 number, only $19.99/minute, minimum 10 minutes.

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Credits:

Selected from 10 submissions from 3 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Dave Storrs, New York, NY — 1
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 2, 3, 5 (Hat trick!)
Ken Hallenius, Seattle, WA — 4, 6