The Top 7 Keyboard
HotKeys We’d Like to See

7> Alt+T+5: Generate funny Top5 entries

6> F1, F2, F3: Causes USB ports to dispense beer, wine, and cola

5> Ctrl+Alt+Shift+Esc+F1+F12+Del+Ins+Spacebar: If done with only one hand, reboots the Universe

4> Alt+F+U: Displays graphic image of a flipped bird, uninstalls Windows and installs Linux

3> Alt+T: Converts your description of a problem to something the IT guy understands, and converts his reply into plain English

2> Alt+C: Turns your Clapper on and off, because actually clapping is just too much work

and the Number 1 Keyboard HotKey We’d Like to See…

1> Ctrl+O: Gives your spouse an instant orgasm, causing them to roll over and go to sleep so you can keep playing video games

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Credits:

Selected from 15 submissions from 4 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Matt Van Opens, Watertown, WI — 1, 2, 7 (Hat trick!)
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 3
Chuck Burke, Phoenix, NY — 4, 5
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 6
Nathan Sherman, Bellevue, WA — Topic
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator