The Top 8 Items on
an Internet Cafe’s Menu

8> Web surf and turf.

7> Eighteen percent gratuity automatically charged to your credit card every month until you opt out.

6> They claim to have the biggest sausages, but it’s just spam.

5> Bluetooth-berry muffins.

4> Everything is available “flamewar-grilled.”

3> RSSpresso.

2> Wi-Fries.

and the Number 1 Item on an Internet Cafe’s Menu…

1> Phishin’ chips.

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Credits:

Selected from 45 submissions from 17 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Peter Clough, Baltimore, MD — 1
Daniel Attema, Adelaide, Australia — 1
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI — 2, 5
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 3
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 4, List Moderator, Topic
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 6
Peter Clough, Baltimore, MD — 7
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 8