The Top 8 Haikus About the Internet
(Part II)

8> IM promotes loss
of language skills? LOL!
No (IMHO).

7> Are repetitive
stress injuries from typing,
or pornography?

6> The message beckons;
File attachment causes crash.
Nymphos, you mock me.

5> Spam spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam.
Cheap ass mail filter.

4> Your YouTube antics
made you famous. Good luck with
that job interview.

3> My love, fresh and pure,
shyly reveals her true self:
A plumber named Ralph.

2> Wikipedia
just goes to prove it’s true that
million monkeys type.

and the Number 1 Haiku About the Internet…

1> This site requires Flash.
Done. Now can I turn off the
webcam and zip up?

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Credits:

Selected from 31 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 1, 4
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 2, 5
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 3
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 6
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX — 7, 8
Eric Huret, Atlanta, GA — Topic
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator