The Top 7 Hackers’
New Years Resolutions

7> Open window to see this “Sun” thing everybody’s talking about.

6> Carefully research the Forbes 500 company list for those who are the most socially, fiscally and environmentally responsible, then utterly demolish their information infrastructure.

5> No more putting pictures of Britney Spears on Billy Graham’s Web site. From now on it’s strictly Christina Aguilera!

4> Every time I breach Pentagon security, I promise to send them a nice fruit basket to cheer them up.

3> DDoS the President’s Web site to win Jodie Foster’s approval.

2> I will try to remember that spending all day, every day, in a darkened room downloading MP3 files is not the best use of my time. Downloading porn is important, too.

and the Number 1 Hackers’ New Years Resolution…

1> Remember once and for all: whitehouse.GOV, not whitehouse.COM.

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Credits:

Selected from 47 submissions from 16 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI — 1
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 2
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 3
Jack Scheer, Falls Church, VA — 4
Bill Ervin, Tigard, OR — 5
Chuck Burke, Phoenix, NY — 6
Gideon Griebenow, Potch, SA — 7
Chuck Burke, Phoenix, NY — 7
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 7
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator