The Top 6 Grievances of
the Internet Workers Union

6> Not allowed to speak l33t on the job.

5> Lack of unscheduled crashes on Mac and Linux causes insufficient time for hourly coffee breaks.

4> Government-subsidized snail mail unfairly competes with e-mail.

3> It took a long time to calm down the Plumber’s Local 427 after they heard Senator Ted Stevens’ “series of tubes” analogy.

2> Want time-and-a-half for working mornings.

and the Number 1 Grievance of the Internet Workers Union…

1> In clear violation of the Internet Workers Collective Bargaining Agreement, users are emptying their own trash can icons.

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Credits:

Selected from 15 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Matt Van Opens, Watertown, WI — 1, 3
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 2
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 4, List Moderator
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 5
John Newsome, Eastman, GA — 6
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — Topic