The Top 8 Geek Valentine’s Day Cards

8> Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Is my CPU hot
Or is it just you?

7> You normally date studly jocks
With bodies like Vin Diesel.
I’ve got no muscles, but X-Box
Has made my fingers lethal.

6> PCs suck.
Would you be my PC?

5> My Oracle of passion, dear,
Is huge and multi-threaded.
And ‘though our first date sucked, no fear,
The SQL will be in-bedded.

4> I give you my heart,
My body you own
(Except for those nights
When Galactica’s on)

3> IF My.Valentine = .TRUE.
THEN GOSUB “LoveKissInfatuation”
ELSE RETURN MOD “Card” TO SENDER

2> All my updates are live,
All my HTML is styled.
If you show me your flash drive,
I’ll open my Zip file.

and the Number 1 Geek Valentine’s Day Card…

1> Thoughts of you make my heart skip a beat.
After five years of chatting, we should finally meet.

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Credits:

Selected from 34 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 1
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 2, 3, 4 (Hat trick!)
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 5, 7
Allen Evans, Cedar Rapids, IA — 8
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 6, List Moderator, Topic