June 22nd, 2004



The Top 8 Geek Super
Heroes and Villains (Part II)


8> Byteman and Blogin: They have a long memory for crime and don’t hesitate to publish.

7> The Redmond Storm: Anyone he embraces becomes a zombie slave to his will; watch out for his sidekick, the giant dancing bald monkey.

6> Productivity Man: Able to make any video game or Web site appear to be work-related when the boss drops by.

5> h@x0r d00d: Speaks in cryptic shorthand and renders his opponents unintelligible by turning their words to gibberish.

4> Dateless-Wonder Woman: Golden lasso seems to be utterly incapable of roping her a man.

3> Trekman: Able to recite entire dialogue verbatim, complete with accents, from any “Star Trek” episode.

2> Verboso: Has the elusive power to talk to girls without getting tongue-tied.

and the Number 1 Geek Super Hero/Villain…

1> The Motherator: Uncanny ability to walk in at the most embarrassing moments.




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Credits:

Selected from 43 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Bill Ervin, Tigard, OR — 1
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 2
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD — 3
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 3
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 3, List Moderator, Topic
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI — 4
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 5
Marshall Gatten, Glendale, CA — 6
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 7
Guy Payne, Leeds, AL — 8