The Top 9 Geek Religions

9> House of Blog: Self-worshippers.

8> Yodaism: Like Confucianism it is, but poor syntax all the wisdom has.

7> Appleism: The Book of Jobs teaches that if you are consistently smarter, prettier and faster than everyone else, eventually people will like you better.

6> IsLAN: Believes in a single controlling entity that allows us to interact with the world around us.

5> MS-Amish: They refuse to run anything more advanced than Windows 3.1 on a 386.

4> Sun-nis: There is no OS but Unix, and Solaris is its chosen!

3> Ellisonism: The Oracle offers $1,000,000 to anyone who proves him wrong.

2> Booleanism: Eternal search for the answer to the question, “0 or 1?”

and the Number 1 Geek Religion…

1> Domainicans: Claim your spot in Heaven for only $14.95 a month!

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Selected from 33 submissions from 13 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Ken Stone, San Jose, CA — 1
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 2, 7
Ken Hallenius, Portland, OR — 3
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 4, 5
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 6
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI — 8
Daniel Attema, Adelaide, Australia — 9
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic