The Top 9 Geek Proverbs (Part II)

9> if ( ! succeed() ) try { again() };

8> Early to keyboard, early to mouse, makes a man divorced (and his wife keeps the house).

7> MasterCard is the root of e-commerce.

6> A patch in time still does not obviate the next nine.

5> The early admin avoids the worm.

4> Early to bed, late to rise, makes a man miss Bambi’s best Webcam performances.

3> A geek at Radio Shack and his money are soon parted.

2> An Apple a day keeps the Blue Screens away.

and the Number 1 Geek Proverb…

1> He who laughs last has the slowest e-mail server.

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Credits:

Selected from 47 submissions from 17 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Jack Scheer, Falls Church, VA — 1
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI — 2
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 3
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 4
Matt Hurlburt, Stow, OH — 5
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 6
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO — 7
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 8
Chris Lipe, Rome, NY — 9
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic