The Top 9 Geek Medical Conditions

9> Non-athlete’s foot

8> Cybersex elbow

7> C sickness

6> Halo-tosis

5> GNUmonia

4> Dysl33ti4

3> That weird tingly sensation you get in your lower body whenever you touch a girl

2> The common code

and the Number 1 Geek Medical Condition…

1> DiaRIAA

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Credits:

Selected from 43 submissions from 15 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI — 1, 5, 6 (Hat trick!)
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 2, 9
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 3
Allen Evans, Cedar Rapids, IA — 3
Shane Looker, Union City, CA — 4
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 7, 8
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic