The Top 8 Geek
Expressions for Everyday Things

8> Beaming up to the mothership — going back home to your mom’s house

7> Filtering an MP3 file through the airwaves to your aural interface — listening to the radio

6> Limiting access to your proprietary hardware — refusing to have sex

5> Indexing the porn collection — indexing the porn collection

4> Permanently offline — dead

3> P2P over O2 — talking

2> Copy-protecting your pet — neutering

and the Number 1 Geek Expression for Everyday Things…

1> Uninstalling a Mountain Dew — urinating

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Credits:

Selected from 29 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Nathan Sherman, Bellevue, WA — 1, 2, Topic
Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina — 3, 5
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 4, 6
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 7, List Moderator
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 8