October 9th, 2001



NOTE FROM KIM:
Earlier this year, a teenage Welsh hacker once used
Bill Gates’s own credit card number to mail-order
the Microsoft chairman a large shipment of Viagra.


The Top 6 Fraudulent
Celebrity Credit Card Purchases


6> Bob Dole — 20 tubs of “Astroglide” for watching those Britney-Pepsi commercials

5> George W. Bush — “English for Dummies” book and “Clue” board game

4> John Rocker — front row tickets, Def Comedy Jam

3> Al Gore — approximately 100,000 votes, Florida-flavored

2> Oprah Winfrey — 12 Lifetime memberships in Jenny Craig

and the Number 1 Fraudulent Celebrity Credit Card Purchase…

1> Laura Bush — “I’m With Stupid” T-shirt




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Credits:

Selected from 16 submissions from 4 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Melanie Stephens, Manassas, VA — 1
Dawson Rambo — 2, 3, 6 (Hat trick!)
Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA — 4
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 5, List Moderator