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Things Overheard at Bill Gates’ Retirement Party

Administrator — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 08:06:41 +0000

NOTE FROM KIM:

Bill Gates has officially left Microsoft as of July.

The Top 8 Things Overheard at Bill Gates’ Retirement Party

8> “Uh, an iPhone and matching iPod. How, er, thoughtful of you.”

7> “401K? I have $40.1B, beyotch!”

6> “You know how some retirees get a gold watch? Well, they bought him Big Ben.”

5> “Yeah, I [...]

Unlikely Tech Company Mergers

Administrator — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 09:24:05 +0000

The Top 9 Unlikely Tech Company Mergers

9> Farmer’s Insurance + Dell Computers = Farmer in the Dell

8> Google + Victoria’s Secret = Booble

7> Disney + Microsoft = Mickey Mouse

6> Nintendo + Huggies = Wii-Wee

5> eBay + Verizon = Buy and Cell

4> Mozilla Foundation + Catholic Church = Godzilla

3> Google + Apache = Search Injuns

2> Apple [...]

Benefits of Internet-Enabled Household Appliances (Part II)

Administrator — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:54:21 +0000

The Top 9 Benefits of Internet-Enabled Household Appliances(Part II)

9> Blocking software means the can opener won’t open any Spam.

8> Your air freshener coordinates forest smells with your current World of Warcraft location.

7> The refrigerator scans your wine bottle bar codes and warns you about vintages that will prevent you from getting laid.

6> With a FlameWar brand toaster, [...]

Benefits of Internet-Enabled Household Appliances (Part I)

Administrator — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:35:24 +0000

The Top 9 Benefits of Internet-Enabled Household Appliances(Part I)

9> Search engines never have trouble finding your Metamaytag dishwasher.

8> Miraculously the refrigerator keeps dispensing free spam.

7> eLaundry Center connects not only to eWasher and eDryer, but to backups eWashboard, eClothesline and eLaundromat.

6> Your alarm clock just uploaded movies of your latest conquest to YouTube.

5> Washer/dryer combo automatically launders Nigerian [...]

Reality TV Shows About the Internet (Part II)

Administrator — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 07:55:22 +0000

The Top 7 Reality TV Shows About the Internet(Part II)

7> Trading MySpaces

6> The Biggest Spammer

5> The Real World of Warcraft

4> Windows’ Temptation Island: Mac Edition

3> Farmer Wants a Wi-Fi

2> LOLcat Manor

and the Number 1 Reality TV Show About the Internet…

1> The Batchfile

Credits:

Selected from 39 submissions from 13 contributors. This week’s list authors are:

Larry Hollister, Concord, CA [...]

Signs the Internet Was Made in America

Administrator — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:39:00 +0000

NOTE FROM KIM:

This week America celebrates Independence Day (that’s July 4th for you “furrners”.)

The Top 6 Signs the Internet Was Made in America

6> Each data packet has a union label.

5> Just look at the lingo: virUS, moUSe, USer interface, etc.

4> Outlook’s most displayed error message: “Unable to locate that guy in that other [...]

Reality TV Shows About the Internet (Part I)

Administrator — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:37:05 +0000

The Top 8 Reality TV Shows About the Internet(Part I)

8> America’s Got T.A.L.O.N.

7> Real Stories of the Information Superhighway Patrol

6> Wi-Fi for the Dial-Up Guy

5> Extreme Makeover: Homepage Edition

4> Who Wants to Marry an Internet Geek? No, really, who? Awww, come on, there’s got to be one of you…

3> Rock Star: UNIX

2> AO-Hell’s Chatroom

and the Number [...]

Geek Street Gangs

Administrator — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:09:13 +0000

The Top 7 Geek Street Gangs

7> The Printer Jammers

6> Dell’s Angels

5> Mice Lords

4> Cisco Sisterhood

3> The Pasty Whites

2> The Bubble Jets

and the Number 1 Geek Street Gang…

1> The Encryps

Credits:

Selected from 37 submissions from 13 contributors. This week’s list authors are:

Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA — 1, 2 Marshall Gatten, Glendale, CA — 1 Larry [...]

Signs Your Internet Connection Is Too Fast

Administrator — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:44:10 +0000

The Top 7 Signs Your Internet Connection Is Too Fast

7> Google gives you results before you even start typing.

6> Turner Movie Classics keeps asking to borrow your downloads.

5> You just finished downloading Internet porn. All of it.

4> Every video on YouTube video appears to have been done by the Chipmunks.

3> The bill from your ISP includes [...]

Musicals About the Internet (Part II)

Administrator — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:58:10 +0000

The Top 7 Musicals About the Internet(Part II)

7> The Best Little Pornsite in Cyberspace

6> The Software Pirates of Penzance

5> How To Succeed In Becoming a 25-Year-Old Dotcom Billionaire Without Really Trying

4> Guys and Bots

3> Deletespamalot

2> Damn Newbies

and the Number 1 Musical About the Internet…

1> Annie Get Your Gnu

Credits:

Selected from 46 submissions from 12 contributors. This week’s list [...]