http://www.littlefivers.com/internet Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:00:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 en hourly 1 http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/differences-if-the-internet-had-been-invented-in-the-1770s/ http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/differences-if-the-internet-had-been-invented-in-the-1770s/#comments Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:00:49 +0000 Administrator http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/?p=438 Bill of Rights includes 11th article that calls for the immediate death penalty for e-mail spamming. 8> We’d be using Windows MCCCVIIIXP. 7> For security, verify that each shopping page has a wax seal with the imprint of the King’s ring in the bottom right corner. 6> FROM: [...]]]> http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/differences-if-the-internet-had-been-invented-in-the-1770s/feed/ http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/signs-the-internet-is-going-green/ http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/signs-the-internet-is-going-green/#comments Tue, 23 Jun 2009 08:04:24 +0000 Administrator http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/?p=436 TopFive lists from the 1990s are being recycled. 5> Porn sites are now boasting about being silicone-free. 4> Glenn Beck videos are being used as an alternative heating source in many liberal homes. 3> By killing the newspaper business, the Internet is actually saving trees. 2> YouTube.com replaced by YouLCD.com. and the Number [...]]]> http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/signs-the-internet-is-going-green/feed/ http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/signs-youre-using-a-knock-off-video-game-device/ http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/signs-youre-using-a-knock-off-video-game-device/#comments Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:59:56 +0000 Administrator http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/?p=434 The Wii Fit program includes cigarette breaks. 5> The joystick looks suspiciously like the gear shift from a ‘69 Volkswagen Beetle. 4> The buttons are A, B, Up, Down, Chop, Shred and Frappe. 3> The entire setup costs less than just the controller for your other system. 2> That’s the [...]]]> http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/signs-youre-using-a-knock-off-video-game-device/feed/ http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/signs-you-have-too-many-social-networking-friends/ http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/signs-you-have-too-many-social-networking-friends/#comments Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:09:33 +0000 Administrator http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/?p=432 “Sorry, your Holiness, I just can’t manage another friend.” 7> By the time you get through posting the birth announcement to all your social networks, your newborn is four years old. 6> The first thing you do in the morning is check all your friends’ status. And then [...]]]> http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/signs-you-have-too-many-social-networking-friends/feed/ http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/worst-jobs-on-the-internet/ http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/worst-jobs-on-the-internet/#comments Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:18:40 +0000 Administrator http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/?p=430 Router Rooter 5> The guy who reviews all the men’s restroom hidden cam recordings to determine who needs to receive penis enlargement spam 4> Google Search Slave 3> Internet Security Officer for the *real* Nigerian Finance Minister 2> Two Girls’ Cup Holder and the Number 1 Worst Job on the Internet… 1> FoxNews.com Fact-Checker . Credits: Selected from 28 [...]]]> http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/worst-jobs-on-the-internet/feed/ http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/internet-acronyms/ http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/internet-acronyms/#comments Tue, 26 May 2009 20:59:55 +0000 Administrator http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/?p=428 PDA - Public Display of Agoraphobia 7> FTP - Facebook and Twitter, Prehistorically 6> ROFL - Really Opposite of Funny: Lame 5> ROFLMAO - Running Out for Lunch, Making Asian Octopus 4> HTTP - How [...]]]> http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/internet-acronyms/feed/ http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/advantages-of-online-classes/ http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/advantages-of-online-classes/#comments Tue, 19 May 2009 18:03:41 +0000 Administrator http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/?p=426 Huge backpack of bulging textbooks replaced by a 2GB thumbdrive of PDF files. 7> When the dog eats your homework, you can email the teacher the YouTube link as proof. 6> Bringing the teacher an Apple takes on a whole new meaning. 5> Your teacher’s name is Hot4Teach69. 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Credits: Selected from 52 submissions from 16 [...]]]> http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/kids-games-for-geeks/feed/ http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/signs-the-internet-is-getting-old/ http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/signs-the-internet-is-getting-old/#comments Tue, 05 May 2009 20:03:50 +0000 Administrator http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/?p=422 Its tubes are still made of lead. 5> Even with all the hot technology available, it still prefers ASCII-art pics of Brigitte Bardot. 4> Can’t go more than 10 router hops without needing to stop and take a data dump. 3> Insists on the “Early Nerd Special.” 2> Tells neighborhood kids to [...]]]> http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/signs-the-internet-is-getting-old/feed/ http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/ways-to-recycle-old-computers/ http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/ways-to-recycle-old-computers/#comments Tue, 28 Apr 2009 16:26:26 +0000 Administrator http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/?p=420 A pair of keyboards, sealed in Teflon and heated, make for one serious waffle iron. 6> Two words: Soylent Beige. 5> The guts from a 1985-era hard drive can be removed to make a great carrying case for your iPod, Blackberry, earbuds and a couple of thumb drives. 4> Convert it into an [...]]]> http://www.littlefivers.com/internet/ways-to-recycle-old-computers/feed/