November 7th, 2006



NOTE FROM KIM:
The Xun Chi 138 purports to be the
world’s smallest cell phone.

The Top 6 Features of the
World’s Smallest Cell Phone


6> It’s particularly popular among people trying to smuggle them into prison.

5> IBLCD technology (itty-bitty LCD).

4> Perfect for small talk.

3> It takes AAAAAAA batteries.

2> Police can’t bust you for driving while on the phone if they can’t see it.

and the Number 1 Feature of the World’s Smallest Cell Phone…

1> Comes with a free Q-Tip for dislodging it from your ear canal.




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Credits:

Selected from 31 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Marshall Gatten, Glendale, CA — 1
Fletcher Bumpus, Arlington, TX — 2
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 3
Barry Wallace, Knoxville, TN — 4
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 4, 5
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 6, List Moderator, Topic