January 22nd, 2008



NOTE FROM KIM:
The Queen of England has launched
her own video channel on YouTube.


The Top 9 Features of Queen
Elizabeth’s “The Royal Channel” on YouTube


9> Constant pop-ups offering to increase the size of your jewels.

8> Unlike most YouTube content the videos don’t just suck, they *royally* suck.

7> Footage of Lady Chris Crocker shrieking, “Leave Camilla alone!”

6> There’s no firewall around the site, just a moat.

5> In accordance with official protocol, the site has been renamed “WeTube.”

4> Two Beefeaters, one cup.

3> Widescreen mode to fit both of Prince Charles’ ears.

2> In deference to the Queen’s worldview, all videos are in black and white.

and the Number 1 Feature of Queen Elizabeth’s “The Royal Channel” on YouTube…

1> Rare video of her debut with Freddie Mercury at the 1984 Montreux rock festival.




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Credits:

Selected from 34 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

John O’Byrne, Dublin, Ireland — 1
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 2, 6, 8 (Hat trick!)
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 3
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 4
Matt Van Opens, Watertown, WI — 5
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 7
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 7
Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 9
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic