NOTE FROM KIM:

Microsoft is developing a search engine to compete
with the ever-popular Google.

The Top 5 Features of
Microsoft’s Internet Search Engine

5> Search results just seem so much more relevant when they’re presented to you by Clippy and Microsoft Bob.

4> “To install this feature you must first reboot the Internet.”

3> “Sorry, your search for LINUX, APPLE, NETSCAPE or OPERA found 0 results. New search (Y/N)?”

2> Every other pop-up reads, “Punch the DOJ and win a prize!”

and the Number 1 Feature of Microsoft’s Internet Search Engine…

1> Google: Lots of hits, fast. MS: Lots of shit, half-assed.

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Credits:

Selected from 57 submissions from 22 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI — 1
Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 2
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 3
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 3, 4
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 3
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 5
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator