NOTE FROM KIM:

Apple and their Leopard OS are getting blasted by
critics and IT people for what many feel is a step
backward. Some are even making more favorable comments
about Vista than Leopard, which is quite the reversal.

The Top 9 Features
of Apple’s Leopard OS

9> Easily access your files from anywhere. *Very* easily.

8> Has the ability to boot to Windows Vista for better security.

7> Russian hackers’ web site announces, “We switched!”

6> If you read the software license carefully you’ll find you’ve agreed to name your firstborn “iBaby.”

5> What features? Apple blew their budget on the iPhone.

4> All files are conveniently stored in the Trash Can.

3> User-friendly drag-and-drop interface means script kiddies no longer need to use a script to hack into your system.

2> It downloads security patches directly from iTunes, for $0.99 per bug.

and the Number 1 Feature of Apple’s Leopard OS…

1> If you scrape off the paint and remove the cheap logo, it looks a lot like a free copy of Linux.

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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 2, 5
Matt Van Opens, Watertown, WI — 3, Topic
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH — 4
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA — 6
James Gaskin, Mesquite, TX — 7
Laura Oberst, Columbus, OH — 8
Chuck Burke, Phoenix, NY — 9
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator

RUNNERS UP list — Crapapples

Apple viruses are still cooler than PC viruses.
(James Gaskin, Mesquite, TX)

Finally, Mac users can stop feeling superior to Windows users.
(Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH)

Firewall doubles as a handy sieve.
(Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH)

Mauve Screen of Death.
(James Knowles, Bellingham, WA)
(Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX)

With a name like “Leopard” isn’t it obvious its firewall would be spotty?
(Laura Oberst, Columbus, OH)