NOTE FROM KIM:

Apple TV is finally shipping.

The Top 6 Features of Apple TV

6> No, it’s not your imagination: every commercial contains that smug little jerk from the “Mac vs. PC” campaign.

5> It gets the same bad shows that your WinTV does, but it looks much better turned off.

4> To keep up with the shrinking attention span of its demographic, it automatically changes the channel every few seconds.

3> Whenever you tune to MSNBC the screen inexplicably blanks out and turns blue.

2> All newscasts are presented by a blonde bimbo named Lisa.

and the Number 1 Feature of Apple TV…

1> You have to use obscure sequences of clicks and spins to work the lone button on the otherwise elegantly-designed remote.

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Credits:

Selected from 19 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Allen Evans, Cedar Rapids, IA — 1, 2, 3 (Hat trick!)
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 1, 3
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 1, 6
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 1
Nathan Sherman, Bellevue, WA — 1
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA — 3, 4
Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina — 5
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic