The Top 9 Euphemisms for Hacking

9> Driving the IEEE-488 bus into Unix Town

8> Getting the high score on Hack-a-Mole

7> Puttin’ on a trojan

6> Crashing the Gates

5> Warming my hands on the inside of the firewall

4> Bridging the digital gap between employee and visitor

3> Inviting Ashcroft to dinner

2> Exploratory server surgery

and the Number 1 Euphemism for Hacking…

1> Unscheduled file maintenance on non-client systems

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Credits:

Selected from 46 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 1, 5
Neal Miskin, Vancouver, BC — 2
Chuck Burke, Phoenix, NY — 3
Rane Pollock, N Richland Hills, TX — 4
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 6
Marshall Gatten, Glendale, CA — 7
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 8
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 9, List Moderator