The Top 8
Euphemisms for Being a Geek

8> Shedding the chic

7> A Mountain Dew-powered, quad-windshield, ivory-colored Yugo on the speedway of life

6> Keeping up with the Jobses

5> Blessed with a well-endowed meat machine

4> Teaching graduate studies at Starfleet Academy

3> Friend of Bill (Gates)

2> The lights are on but the resident lives in the basement

and the Number 1 Euphemism for Being a Geek…

1> Having T-1 intellect but dial-up social skills

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Credits:

Selected from 63 submissions from 22 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Neal Bouffard, Ottawa, ON — 1
Shawn McWhorter, St. Paul, MN — 2, 8
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 2
Bill Livingston, Decatur, AL — 3
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 4
Matt Hurlburt, Stow, OH — 5
Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina — 6
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 7
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic