The Top 6 Error
Messages You’ll Never See

6> “Your Google search for ‘porn’ found: 0 results.”

5> “You’re too sexy for this code.”

4> “The application IEXPLORER.EXE does not appear secure and will be closed for your protection.”

3> “Please report this error to Microsoft for a $100,000 cash reward from Bill Gates.”

2> “WebCam Error #613: Put some clothes on. That’s gross.”

and the Number 1 Error Message You’ll Never See…

1> “Too much memory is available. Please load some more applications to continue.”

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Credits:

Selected from 45 submissions from 15 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Daniel Attema, Adelaide, Australia — 1, 4
Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 1
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI — 2
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 3, 6
Doug Crews, San Diego, CA — 3
Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX — 5
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 6
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic