The Top 7 Effects of
Global Warming on the Internet

7> Porn downloads are getting hotter.

6> Internet traffic speeds up because warm stuff slides through those tubes faster than cold stuff.

5> The GoDaddy girl is down to a G-string and pasties.

4> Al Gore finally stops trying to take credit for creating the Internet when it’s revealed that the real source of global warming is all the computers and monitors running 24/7 around the world.

3> The Linux penguin starts worrying about the long-term weather forecast.

2> A new wave of spam e-mail advertises cheap air conditioner refrigerant.

and the Number 1 Effect of Global Warming on the Internet…

1> Google Earth is completely useless after the polar ice caps melt and cover the world in water.

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Credits:

Selected from 20 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Matt Van Opens, Watertown, WI — 1
Chuck Burke, Phoenix, NY — 2, 4
Allen Evans, Cedar Rapids, IA — 3, 5
Larry Mills, Keeseville, NY — 6
Barry Wallace, Knoxville, TN — 7
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA — 7
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator, Topic