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Poor security led to the widespread release of
hundreds of messages addressed to Saddam Hussein.

The Top 8 E-Mail
Messages to Saddam Hussein

8> Subj: Burqua of the Month Club Photos

7> To: saddam.hussein@iraq.gov From: osama@cave.net Subj: Lunch at Hooters Again?

6> Subj: Amazon.com Order Confirmed - “How to Win Friends and Influence People”

5> Subj: Top Five Reasons For Burning Your Own Oil Fields

4> Subj: HOW TO MAKE WEAPON$ FA$T!!!1!

3> Subj: View Photos Of Singles In Your Area, And Have Them Assassinated

2> Subj: All Natural Herbal Anthrax

and the Number 1 E-Mail Message to Saddam Hussein…

1> Subj: Quick! Increase your Penis Size before it’s blown off!

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Credits:

Selected from 18 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 1, 5
RW Lipp, Lenexa, KS — 2, 3
Daniel Attema, Adelaide, Australia — 4
Joe Terranova, Lake Orion, MI — 6, 7, 8 (Hat trick!)
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 8
Kim Moser, New York, NY — List Moderator